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Author Archives: John
Happiness
A major signpost of happiness is getting to one true friend.
Cults
Cults may help you – as long as you leave after the first week.
Deadlines
Don’t celebrate getting something in just under the wire. It sets a bad precedent.
Drowning
A drowning person will bring down anyone around them. Nice, mean, deserving, innocent, doesn’t matter.
Joy
Why would you ever, ever let someone take away your joy?
Seeing
Real sight is understanding that you’re looking at the pool of water, not your own reflection.
Age
Never talk about feeling old to someone who is older than you. They hate that. In fact, avoid using the term “old” altogether.