John's Blog

Parton was asked, “Biggest mistake?” She quipped: “I haven’t made any. I try to look at my life as a series of events, and what other people would call ‘a mistake,’ I wouldn’t. Sometimes, what would look like to be my biggest mistakes turn out to be my biggest blessings. I’m not one of those people that I don’t regret things. I don’t go back because I’ve never done anything that I didn’t feel I should have done exactly that way at exactly that time. So how can you say that it’s a mistake?”

Flowers on Valentine’s Day mean nothing. Flowers on a Tuesday are everything.

All liars start telling the truth right now.

The problem with Teams is that you can asymmetrically waste other people’s time—in five seconds you can monopolize two dozen people’s days.

Spend your time standing up and lying down on the floor.

If you find yourself being consistently unlucky, you may wanna look in the mirror.

When reading a book skip all the pages with Roman numerals.

Letting someone upset you is punching yourself in the face.