John's Blog

The problem with Teams is that you can asymmetrically waste other people’s time—in five seconds you can monopolize two dozen people’s days.

Spend your time standing up and lying down on the floor.

If you find yourself being consistently unlucky, you may wanna look in the mirror.

When reading a book skip all the pages with Roman numerals.

Letting someone upset you is punching yourself in the face.

Frozen grapes.

Killing the villain doesn’t make you the hero.

Say “Mmm” before you eat and your food tastes better.