Author Archives: John

The older you are, the cooler you were.

The best fans are in the worst seats.

Your everyday is someone else’s vacation.

The longer a mess exists, the less it looks like mess.

A penny saved is a penny earned, in about 10 years.

If you didn’t like the food, you weren’t hungry enough.

If you need to take pills, put them in applesauce.

Rewards points are a scam.