John's Blog

They aren’t calories if you don’t eat them.

Never negotiate with the owner if you can avoid it.

Humans are the only ones who don’t free solo.

To the person who only eats Lunchables, fine dining means very little. Aesthetic tastes are learned.

The best places are ones where you have a reasonable expectation of randomly bumping into someone you know.

Why are cigarettes the most appropriate gift we offer others?

Kindness with expectations is dangerous.