If you’d steal from the rich, why wouldn’t you steal from the poor?
Procrastination is your personhood expressing itself. Robots don’t procrastinate.
When watching Survivor, ignore what players say about their alliances. Instead, just observe who they sleep next to at camp.
The problem with working hard is that you think the world owes you something.
The value of our access to movies and TV is extraordinary. Billionaires may have access to private jets, but for $10 we all watch the same content.
Even billionaires go to the DMV.
A major signpost of happiness is getting to one true friend.
Cults may help you – as long as you leave after the first week.